Welcome to the online ransom note generator

"Tired of not getting enough money because your zero's keep dropping off the page or having the police knock on your door because you left a thumb print in glue?"

Well here is the answer 'An Online Ransom Note', just type your demands and instructions in the box below and click the print button it's as easy as that.
Contributions of 1% (minimum) of all successful ransom attempts would be gratefully accepted, to help keep this site up and running for you. Please email K9 for account details, offer suggestions, ask questions or if you need help with your first ransom note.

Please be aware that this site has limited punctuation as it would be wasted on those of you to whom schooling wasn't a high priority as you where growing up, we have comma's but nothing else (that's the full stops and exclamation marks you don't normally use anyway) It may have more in the future so check back every now and then, if your not in prison

And the rumours of our site being directly connected to Scotland Yard are of course unfounded, untrue and mostly unproved. It must just be an uncanny coincidence that the last 4 people to use our ransom note generator were arrested the day they printed the note off.

Of course this site is just a joke and hopefully a bit of fun and was NOT created to be used in any way that may be illegal or immoral